Meet Disaster: a fake relationship small town romantic comedy
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Alone. It’s how Phoenix prefers to live his life. Not counting his favorite goat, Pan. He doesn’t do drama, especially not when it comes in the form of a shy girl who’s looking for a fake boyfriend to fend off her ex.


The small town of Winter Falls is my chance to reinvent myself. I have officially seen the backside of nervous and timid Gabrielle.


Or, I will have. Just as soon as I deal with the pesky matter of my ex who won’t stop blowing up my phone.


The residents of Winter Falls are not about to let me handle my ex by myself. Their solution is simple. I should live with Phoenix and pretend to be his boyfriend until my ex gets the memo.


There’s one little problem with this scenario. I have a major crush on the sexy goat farmer. He may be a bit of a grump and somewhat of a loner, but he’s always kind to me.


I should tell the people of Winter Falls to mind their own dang business, but I don’t. I’m shy, not stupid. A chance to be in close proximity to my crush on a daily basis? Where do I sign up?

To my surprise, this fake relationship feels anything but fake once we’re spending all of our days together. Feather light touches, hair kisses, and scorching looks make me start to wonder.

Can we turn this fake relationship into something real?

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