Earth Boys Are Easy by C. Rochelle

Micah What’s a superhero to do when his own family sees his powers as unimpressive and he’s fifth in line for the throne? Set my sights on getting space married to a hot alien, of course! For science. Ziggy Andromeda is a skinsuit-stealing mercenary who’s so far out of my league he might as well be in another galaxy, but there’s nothing I love more than a challenge. And his spaceship has only one bed! Unfortunately, a home planet conspiracy is threatening our besties-with-benefits situationship, along with my dream of putting a Saturn-sized ring on it and locking Ziggy down for good. Rude. I came for a deep space adventure with my hot-bod bodysnatcher, and I intend to complete my mission, no matter what. For science! — Ziggy Out of all the supes on this sad little floating rock, Micah Salah has impressed me the most. I’ve never let anyone as close to me as he is—for their protection and mine—but I can’t seem to resist Micah’s gravitational pull. Plus. he smells like goddamn candy. He probably tastes like candy… No. Bad Ziggy. Unfortunately, this superpowered Earthling has not only joined me on assignment but in my bed. This wouldn’t be a problem if my true form hadn’t already claimed him as my mate, even though I suspect I’m nothing but a temporary detour on his intergalactic travels. Too bad I’d rather live inside him. Permanently. I’m determined to respect Micah’s personal space, even if the forces conspiring against us make me want to tighten my tendrils and never let him go. Because he’s mine. Forever. — Earth Boys Are Easy is book 1 in the new Villains in Space series, and is an idiots-in-love tale (where the spice heats up quick but the eMOtioNs are glacially slow), set in space, with only one sleeping pod, and an entire skinsuit closet full of alien accessories. Things are gonna get weird, but if you’re here for it, dock yourself to my spice-station and hang on for the ride! Chronologically, Earth Boys Are Easy occurs after Enter the Multi-Vers (Villainous Things, Book 4), so you will get more backstory if you read Villainous first. However, you can start your adventure here before orbiting back to the series that started it all. I have plenty of Villains in Space missions in mind for Ziggy and Micah, so be sure to show your love (through reviews and word of mouth) for our space daddy and his babygirl! — IF YOU LOVE (full list of CW/TW found at c-rochelle.com) MM superhero x morally gray alien romance Grumpy/sunshine Idiots. In. Love. Forced proximity aboard a spaceship ONLY ONE SLEEPING POD Space Daddy has a closet full of skinsuits Babygirl wears a ray gun for the aesthetic Hurt/comfort and so much schmoop K!nk exploration “for science!” I want to live inside you (for REAL for real) The usual naughty humor + witty banter Mysterious space adventure plot to a Bowie soundtrack Then choose your alien accessories and blast off!