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Knockers by Ellyn Oaksmith

"So freaking brilliant that I stayed up until 3am reading (and pointing and laughing) at it." -- "Fun, hilarious, witty and charming! - Seduced by a Book * New edition with updated editing and formatting, January, 2019.* Molly wants love, she doesn't want attention. She's going to get both. Molly Gallagher thrives on staying in the background. As Diner X, Molly is Seattle's anonymous restaurant critic. But when a surgeon gets his charts mixed up, Molly wakes up with unwanted breast implants. Then they start talking. Is she having a nervous breakdown? Probably. But the voices, Max and Louise, are sharing a lot of good advise. Even if they bicker like two kids with one Popsicle. Before Molly can have the implants removed, she's dating a rich charmer and flirting with a quirky artist. Her suddenly fast-tracked career is making her a local celebrity. But Molly's new life exposes the reason she became so reclusive, a revelation that frees Molly to finally fall in love. Join Molly on an outrageous adventure where a little madness reveals your inner hero, saves you from your past and drops you into the love of a lifetime.
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