Hitchhiker’s First Gay Delight by Anna Whip

I noticed how he flinched at the word "girlfriend" and watched me out of the corner of his eye. "I'm going to Dusseldorf. Tomorrow I'll get a new shipment to Ulm. If you want, you can come with me." "And where do I sleep? With you?" "Bit crazy! My old lady will eat you if I bring you. But we'll find something where you can stretch all fives away from you..." he emphasized "all fives" somewhat unnaturally. was he gay But then he wouldn't be married, I thought. How naive one is in youth ...